The whole damn thing was a hoax.īut it’s not just him, the entire defense was mesmerized. Scammed, swindled, duped, taken to the cleaners had the wool pulled over his eyes, bamboozled, done a number on, hornswoggled, roped in and then ripped off, played for a sucker and victimized.

Payet was Leonardo DiCaprio in Britos’ dreams, and only after the goal did Britos come to the conclusion that the situation, which he thought he was in control of, had been implanted by the attacker.īritos had been incepted. He was lost and didn’t realize it until it was too late. Look at how Britos watched the cross as it found Antonio at the far-post and then how he looked at Payet after, both in shock and in despair, before bending down to grab his socks in embarrassment. The Cruyff turn broke the spell, the rabona broke his heart. But these thoughts are delusions, the silly man was lost in the sauce and he didn’t even know it. And when Payet pushed the ball to the outside, Britos must have thought that he had the Frenchmen in his trap there was no way for Payet to go and no route for him to get the ball into the box. When Payet drives at him, Britos probably convinced himself that he was ready for the challenge. It’s like a gravitational pull so strong that the other person forgets their senses and become intoxicated with your being.įor example, Payet’s rabona cross was so saucy, filled with so much seasoning, that Miguel Britos, the Watford defender, had no choice but to get lost in it. This isn’t an issue of Payet becoming so enamored with himself that he loses his way, but rather as Gucci explains, only someone else can get lost in your sauce.

Now in his second year at West Ham United, the full-cheeked magician is dripping with it.īut the question still remains, how can one get lost in the sauce? Each obstacle, each hardship and subsequent bounce back contributed to his sauce. It’s why France had to lose at the Euros. This is why Payet had to struggle at Le Havre, why he had to work at a clothes shop to supplement his meager wages at Nantes, and why he had to rise through Lille and Olympique de Marseille. You can’t be born with seasoning - the thought itself is preposterous. But as Gucci says, a man is not born in this state, it’s practically impossible.

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